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Definition of designations

Definitions for designations in software company

  1. Project manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.

  2. Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.

  3. Onsite coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

  4. Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

  5. Marketing manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

  6. Resource optimization team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

  7. Documentation team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

  8. Quality auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

  9. Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.

  10. HR manager is a person who thinks that a donkey can deliver a human baby if given 9 months.


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